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Gold9472
10-30-2006, 06:42 PM
Shreddin' With Dick

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/shreddin-with-dick-211028.php

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Spotted on 10/19, by an eagle-eyed Wonkette reader: The Mid-Atlantic Shredding Services truck making its way up to the Cheney compound at the Naval Observatory.

10/30/2006

Fun fact: Mid-Atlantic Shredding Services has been contracted by the Secret Service for our Executive Branch’s record-not-keeping needs (http://www.sdbmagazine.com/news/news.asp?ID=3608&SubCatID=18&CatID=6).

"The present contractor providing Pickup & Destruction of Sensitive Waste Material services is Mid Atlantic Shredding Services and the current rate is $0.095 cents per lbs."

You better get crackin’, Dick — that evidence won’t destroy itself!

beltman713
10-30-2006, 06:44 PM
Gee, he must be getting ready for a possible Democratic win in November.

Gold9472
10-30-2006, 06:52 PM
"Sir, here's one entitled, "Operation 9/11." Would you like that shredded?" Cheney whips his head around and replies, "Of course I want that shredded. Have you heard anything to the contrary?"

Cloak & Swagger
10-30-2006, 07:32 PM
"Sir, here's one entitled, "Operation 9/11." Would you like that shredded?" Cheney whips his head around and replies, "Of course I want that shredded. Have you heard anything to the contrary?"
haha. exactly.
They've also probably gotten specific orders to shred all of Lynne Cheney's personal notes for her book "Sisters".
That whole family is going down.
My favorite Cheney Video (http://youtube.com/w/If-Dick-Cheney-was-Scarface?v=fZjeoCLiYwE&search=bush%20dubya%20president%20cheney%20hastert %20sotu%20speech%20politics%20news%20comedy%20snl% 20humor%20adomian)

Gold9472
01-04-2008, 09:30 PM
bump

dMole
01-05-2008, 03:22 AM
I think Big Dick prefers lighter fluid/arson these days.

Cheney: "That $1.90/ton is pretty steep- ya know." [menacing scowl... growl.... "fiscal responsibility..." growl... scowl....]