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Gold9472
07-20-2007, 07:46 PM
Bush to undergo 'routine' colonoscopy

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070720164829.e199bjss&show_article=1

(Gold9472: Jesus... talk about scary.)

Jul 20 12:48 PM US/Eastern

US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.
PhilosophyGenius
07-20-2007, 07:51 PM
I don't feel confertable with Cheney behind that 'red phone'. You know the one I'm talking about.
Gold9472
07-20-2007, 07:53 PM
That's like putting Charles Manson alone in a room full of people hog-tied and gagged with signs on their foreheads that say "Kill Me", and giving him a really big knife.
PhilosophyGenius
07-20-2007, 07:57 PM
Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.
Gold9472
07-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.

EXACTLY.
AuGmENTor
07-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Lets just hope for good news. Like a bowel obstruction, or a nice inoperable cancerous tumor. I thought I would never wish that on anyone. I stand corrected.
Gold9472
07-20-2007, 08:42 PM
Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.

You inspired me...

http://www.yourbbsucks.com/forum/countcheney.gif
simuvac
07-20-2007, 09:14 PM
Choosing Cheney as VP was always Bush's trump card against assassination.

It reminds me of that bit that Dave Chappelle used to do. Remember the one where the first black president has a Mexican VP? Funny stuff.
AuGmENTor
07-20-2007, 09:16 PM
Choosing Cheney as VP was always Bush's trump card against assassination.

It reminds me of that bit that Dave Chappelle used to do. Remember the one where the first black president has a Mexican VP? Funny stuff.His Black Bush bits were some of the funniest EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZp1qwWdoA